what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Immune-less wonder

To be born without an immune system nor given vaccines but manage to live past 5 years old.

That kid Carson over there is an Immune-less wonder he made it all the way to 18.

by Mr.Diddler March 11, 2019

The sky sure is a wonderful sight

I love you but you love someone else

Hello, its nice to meet you, the sky sure is a wonderful sight today

by Kaori32 April 5, 2023

one-hit wonder

can only tap that ass once. and your actually good at it. and that's the only time.

i slept with this guy twice, but he was a one-hit wonder

by G-Unit September 28, 2003

wonder snatch

Where the pu**y too good you can't think straight.

"Bro I let her peg me yesterday"
"Bro why?"
"Bro she got that wonder snatch bro"

by Snotloverz January 8, 2021

wonder pigeon

An exceptionally ugly pigeon who wonders around peoples' yards looking for suitable places to take a shit on.

Joe: Yo, what happend to yo yard bro?

Mike: the unthinkable wonder pigeon brah

by AnonymousPigeon October 26, 2013

Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).

Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!

by Owen Bay January 7, 2012