whipped

being mentally physically emotionally and spiritually abused and controlled by a no good meanie of a girl or boy buuuuut mainly girl who steals happy fun time with the fellas that you eventually die sad and homeless

Billy: man brody is so whipped isnt he George?

George: yeah i still cant believe he drove to alaska to get her specially hand made earmuffs by eskimos

Billy: WHAT A BITTTCHH...AHHHH!!!!

by patrick cesare tadolini July 5, 2007

pussy-whipped

One that has to ask Deb permission before anyhting

Deb can I play golf with the Boys on Friday

by Larry July 28, 2003

Canine whipped

A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a dog. What the dog wants, it gets, and when it wants it. Typically the owners do not see the scenario at all and comment on their "wonderful pet". Outsiders and friends though can see the caos and true pecking order.

Friend says "man you are canine whipped". Similar term used for girlfriends and wives.

Examples for being "canine whipped" can include:

Get up multiple times in night to let dog out.
Dog will not come to you when you call it.
Dog sits in middle of road ignoring cars
Dog jumps out car window while car is moving
Have to drive car around road to exhaust dog so can catch it when it stands still
Relaxing walk with friend and dogs ends in running and yelling match to try and keep dogs under control.

by MtIronWalker September 18, 2013

whipper snapper

What old people, generally your grandparents, call "youngsters". The word is derived from the term "snapping your whip" which means getting a b0n3r. So basically your granddad is calling you a whipper snapper because you can get it up and he can't. The term has been used less frequently since the development of viagra

"You young whipper snappers!! Always sticking your business in places were it doesn't belong!"

by Matr1z December 3, 2004

Whopper

A term used to describe an object of great bilk or incredible greatness.

ive got a whopper bruise on my penis.
thats a whopper sandwich.

by darragh woohoo October 30, 2007

whippeds

Taking 'whippeds' is inhaling the nitrous oxide (laughing gas) out of whipped cream cans to get high. The high usually lasts from 1-5 minutes.

Let's go to the grocery store and take whippeds before school.

by Lizabeth42 September 11, 2006

Whipped

to have your significant other control you to the point of making food for them, feeding them, and possibly wiping their ass for them

"My name is Kevin Niemann, and I'm whipped because I just made my girlfriend a sandwich."

by SL8R32 May 19, 2010