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by Yostiemonster February 2, 2006
Get the working for the Whale mug.A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.
Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.
Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.
Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?
Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.
Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.
Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?
Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.
by tehsheriff May 25, 2009
Get the Beached Whale mug.N. When one of your friends takes a fat girl home and rescues her from virginity. Most of the whales can rely on a black male to get the job done, because they like big asses and they will make her happy with an anaconda that will give her a kid, that he won't support. Normally anyone with any standards will not get near a good year blimp unless they are drunk, but for those of us who want to fuck something we can see through binoculars, will avoid joining this team. The team helps fat chicks get laid and they help us get one hell of a blowjob that we won't tell anyone because if so than they will ask if she bought dinner.
Aaron: Hey Jason I hear you part of the beach whale rescue team.
Jason: What do you mean?
Aaron: That whale I saw you kissing on last night in the corner to where no one could see you.
Jason: Yea man, but fuck you she gave good head and gave me breakfast, before I disappeared out the back door.
Aaron: Why did you choose to rescue her?
Jason: I was drunk and needed a slut buster.
Jason: What do you mean?
Aaron: That whale I saw you kissing on last night in the corner to where no one could see you.
Jason: Yea man, but fuck you she gave good head and gave me breakfast, before I disappeared out the back door.
Aaron: Why did you choose to rescue her?
Jason: I was drunk and needed a slut buster.
by syn0psys- September 21, 2011
Get the beach whale rescue team mug.The act of a person swimming in a pool, going underwater and swimming towards someone without them noticing. When you get near your target you launch yourself out of the water, as a whale would when breaching, and then dissapear back into the water.
BOOM, you have just been stealth whaled!
BOOM, you have just been stealth whaled!
Dude, did you see that, Duncan just pulled the Stealth whale on Hayley...she did not know what hit her.
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