Kwe-wee

I had to wait in a long queue at the grocery store before I could check out

We're going to have to wait in this kwe-wee for

by Alexander V W June 15, 2025

Wee Man

A woman who exhibits male characteristics.

Here wee man, the foam from that pint is all over your moustache

by notheweeman August 15, 2015

soccer wee

Soccer Wee (noun): A discreet technique employed by some soccer players, the 'soccer wee' involves taking a knee, adjusting shorts, and subtly directing urine through the gap between the bottom of the shorts and the leg opening, all done inconspicuously during gameplay. This skill demonstrates resourcefulness, allowing players to attend to their needs without disrupting the match's flow."

During the intense match, Alex adeptly pulled off a soccer wee, ensuring he could relieve himself without missing a moment of the game."

by LemiWinkz October 7, 2023

Wee Labour

A spin off political party, based in scotland, of the main "new Labour" party. Their members include the incompetent, quagmire (I Gray)

Ach don't pay any notice of whats in "the record" today, its just more "Wee Labour" propaganda!

by eff_the_daily_record May 13, 2011

Pee-wee Moment

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).

"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."

by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023

Magic wee

When you are going on a long trip and don't need a wee but you try to go anyway incase there is a magic one in there

Magic wee time kids, we have going to be in the car for 2 hours

by Louskilou October 2, 2016

Wee wee sausage

A term used to describe a girthy, round, and abnormaly large dog. The first part of the term, ''wee wee'' because pigs make a wee sound when they squeal. Man, I love wee wee sausages.

Stacy: Hey John! Look at that wee wee sausage over there!
John: Woah Stacy! That's quite the wee wee sausage.
Stacy: I love wee wee sausages.
John: Me too.

by shilohistired July 15, 2023