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weiner schemer

a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.
Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!

Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.

Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
by elalmighty March 15, 2019
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weiner basket

a weiner basket is a hoe. they are full of little weiners all the time.
I heard Jessica's body count is in the triple digits, what a weiner basket.
by flaccidbunyon May 1, 2019
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wagner

The best thing you've ever seen, heard, tasted, or thought.

All the things you could possibly be jealous of.
That shit is Wagner
by your pseudonym 6969 October 1, 2019
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Judge Wapner

Slang that expresses frustration with an event that reveals an extreme injustice.
Judge Wapner! He cheated on her while she was pregnant!

I studied the wrong chapter for the test. So Judge Wapner.

It's so Judge Wapner that you got away with that.
by fuhrealz November 15, 2010
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carpe weiner

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.
I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.
by das punisher April 4, 2011
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counting waiters

stop counting waiters and listen to me!!
by aly-b September 27, 2011
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deez weiners

A bunch of weiners flopping around in your face. When the tips touch and ones black and the others Asian.
I put deez weiners in my face and came in my black dads mouth.
by pussy pippin dick dazzla March 4, 2016
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