DEKU WHY U SUCH A SUSY BAKA

DEKU IS SUCH A SUSY BAKA

person 1. DEKU WHY U SUCH A SUSY BAKA
Deku: shut the fuck up

by the susy baka November 10, 2022

Why we don’t need school

Spanish: Dora
English: we speak it
Math: calculator
Science: we have NASA
Music: Spotify
Drama: TikTok

P.E.: walking back-and-forth to the kitchen
Writing: just text
Reading: if you are reading this you obviously know how to read

And this is why we don’t need school

by diddly_dum_dum November 14, 2020

why is my computer so slow

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real

(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money

by hellothemeep March 19, 2020

why you got to B about it!?!

Why you got to bitch about it?

wife: I thought i told you to take out the trash you lazy son of a bitch.

Husband: Yo, why you got to B about it!?! slow your roll

by DOC aka PLAYBOY October 24, 2007

why is my dick so hard

A gueston on why you have a boner

A:yo
b:why is my dick so hard

by cheesecakelovesayIitallthetime April 21, 2022

Why does no one love me?

"Why does no one love me?"

A question asked by many people, truth be told many people love you.

girl: "Why does no one love me?"
guy: "What do you mean? So many people love you!

by 𝒾𝓂 𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓇𝓎 😕 February 13, 2021

why do ppl hate me

When u search up a definition of ur name on urban dictionary and then u scroll down of ppl making fun of ur name (happened to me)

Some noob: *typing his name*
*some noob scrolls down to find ppl making fun of his name. They might be jealous!*
Some other noob: Ahahaha ppl hate u
Some noob: why do ppl hate me
Some other noob: idk bc they do

by lakalakaboomboom October 02, 2020