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Well butter my biscuit

A phrase used when you want to butter your biscuit with a Zergling "nom nom nom"
*Siege Tank sees Zergling* "Well butter my biscuit!!!" *Squash*
by AliasDayne September 20, 2010
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well-regulated-militia

Transitive verb infinitive: to shoot someone out of selfish anger resulting from perceived racial or political oppression combined with an over-availability of firearms. Shooter is often far-right politically and usually has an undersized penis. Lifted-pickup-truck ownership and MAGA hats/stickers are often correlated.

Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."
The old man had had enough and decided he would well-regulated-militia those pesky black kids who threw snowballs at his car.
by Mattmandingo January 7, 2020
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well fuck me fabulous

Man1: Shit, your car is on fire!
Man2: Well fuck me fabulous.
by OW364 October 15, 2008
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i wish you well

This is what privileged people say when they want you to forget you knew them.
I am sorry I have not responded. I have been very busy. I wish you well.
by EchoJuliet February 13, 2022
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Well butter my crumpets

An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.
Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."
by Cheesy Chips April 2, 2020
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DMWEL (pronouced dim-well)

Dumbest
Muthafucker
Who
Ever
Lived

(From a line in Tropic Thunder)
DMWEL (pronouced dim-well)

You get cut off in traffic, shake your fist and shout "DMWEL!"
Waiter bring you the wrong order then rolls his eyes when you say something? He's a DMWEL. Best friend get back with the cheating ex? DMWEL!

Really, a thousand and one uses!!!!
by Deer Watson September 12, 2009
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