The sexual act of filling one's anus with butter then proceeding to shove a corn cob up the anus all while yelling "LOVE IS THE ANSWER"
Last night me and my boyfriend got frisky and he decided to butter my biscuits
by Garlico February 24, 2018
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1.the act of putting butter on a hooker's buttox.
hey baby why don't you come over here and butter my biscuits!
by j3w5 July 24, 2008
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A PHRASE USED TO DESCRIBE A SITUATION THAT ANGERS OR FRUSTRATES YOU.

USED IN PLACE OF GRINDS MY GEARS.
SARA: HE REALLY BUTTER MY BISCUITS WHEN HE CUT ME OFF.
STETTSON: I THINK YOU MEAN GRINDS YOUR GEARS.
SARA: I MEANT WHAT I SAID.
by Iliketothinkimcool October 29, 2022
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Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.
Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.
by ToxicDruid June 30, 2019
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A phrase used when you want to butter your biscuit with a Zergling "nom nom nom"
*Siege Tank sees Zergling* "Well butter my biscuit!!!" *Squash*
by AliasDayne September 20, 2010
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