Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

by doodHigh June 2, 2023

Vegan Water

Definition: Simon

"bro Simon is literally vegan water"

by Nerinhul April 19, 2023

Imperfect Vegan

Apologetic ass who wants to look good to vegans as well as non vegans.

I eat plants except on Sundays. On Sundays, I prefer lacerated wings of birds and solidified goat breast milk. It's good to be imperfect vegan!

by boom_infinite May 7, 2022

Vegan

A vegan also know as (a piece of shit) is someone who doesn’t eat meat because they think it’s bad? Fucken vegans

I went vegan because i have no life 🐔

by VeganHater001 October 17, 2021

Vegan

Someone who is a very large neek and should probably be put down

A vegan hugs tree’s

by Bongosmells January 28, 2020

That Vegan Preacher

Derogatory nickname for the YouTuber “That Vegan Teacher”

Did you see That Vegan Preacher’s latest video?

by wordyteen January 29, 2024

Vegan Squeeze

The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.

It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!

by ApricotFields February 12, 2022