Sad-vag

When you're a sad grill and feel like masturbating.. because you're sad and probably broke af
Girl 1: "My boyfriend just broke up with me! I totally need a sad-vag right now :(
Girl 2: "Girl same"
by Away1999 December 20, 2019
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Haroon Vag

Anyone who has been dicked down by haroon nems. Will make a woman's twat smell worse than vag cig by ten fold. Usually will take around 15-20 years for the body to breakdown the components of haroon vag which by the time that happens, the woman will have turned into a dirty nasty cougar kunt bitch.
G Ev: Damn you seen that girl standing over there? Im trying to diddle her

Yu nems: Dude that girl has Haroon Vag, you can smell that shit from a mile away. STAY AWAY!

G Ev: I dont give af. Im still smashin that

Yu nems: Dude thats fuckin gross, get the fuck out of my car
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022
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Vag-Tracker

A tracker of the Vagina. (Still under production) Bluetooth enabled, track and sync compatibility, fully customizable. For special offers visit trackthatvag.com
1.Derek is hit, next time he’ll check the Vag-tracker.

2. Derek now has a monthly subscription to Vag-tracker.. and a rash you can’t wash off..

(Quantities limited, subscriptions available)
by Just^jess December 19, 2020
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Uni-vag

Did you see Matt scream at that tiny bug the other day? What a Uni-vag.
by EZ54321 July 16, 2022
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Scum Vag

A military veteran that cannot help but exclaim their military service experience at any given time.
"Hey man, what's your favorite gun in Counter-Strike?"
"I really like the M4-A1-S, but I don't think it's realistic. I like the M4-A4 more because I *ACTUALLY* used the A4 in combat over-seas. It just seems more realistic."
"Dude, stop making everything about your four years in the military. You're being a massive Scum Vag right now."
by Rosmak December 21, 2022
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pussy penis cunt and vag

A Gentle and simple chant you can chant when you are sitting the boys and you 'bout go pop dat pussy
John: oh look There clyde and greg!
Clyde: oh tight, your Think we can score?
Greg: Absolutely!

All: Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag!
by TheTinyTheorist May 31, 2017
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sagged in the vag

A way to describe a woman who is born under the star sign Saggitarius.
A: You know that one chick?

B: No.

A: Shes totally sagged in the vag!
by AG1k May 31, 2023
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