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vag-split ween

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
by Slavid November 4, 2021
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vag sundae

Depending on diet a vag sundae is a product of a fat girl front wiper. Chocolate or carmel.
Sara has a carmel vag sundae. Because she is to fat to wipe her ass normal.
by libertyprime1 November 6, 2021
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VAG

From the late 1970s to 1992, the acronym V.A.G was used by Volkswagen AG for group-wide activities, such as distribution and leasing. Whilst there was no official meaning given for the V.A.G acronym, it was ascribed different meanings in different locations - in Germany Volkswagen Audi Gesellschaft was assumed, whilst in the United Kingdom, Volkswagen Audi Group was used on official communications.
How VW-Audi Airbag Reseter works:With our VAG Airbag Reset Tool you can reset and repair airbag computer in your office in 1 minute.
by ZULUBRAZIL March 7, 2010
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Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024
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Uni-vag

Did you see Matt scream at that tiny bug the other day? What a Uni-vag.
by EZ54321 July 16, 2022
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loose vag

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025
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Vag

That vag is the best place to spend your time mate go inside there , that’s not gonna hurt anyone.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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