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A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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Uber Unkle

Dude is your unkle an Uber Unkle, because all he does is sit by his computer all day long?
by urbanwordhunter April 10, 2010
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uber fish

A woman who smells potently of fish. The fishiness of the woman is determined directly by her skankness. An uber fish is a skank that not only fucks your body but also with your head.
Robert: Did you see that skank walk through the student union?
John: Yeah, I heard from Ardivan and Andrew that she was also a huge bitch to her last boy toy.
Lindley: Its true. Drake calls her an uber fish!
by Phil D. Therstan April 27, 2010
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Uber Album

An album released by a band that contains all of their songs you will ever need to hear. Greatest Hits albums do not count, as they are intended to give you all of the band's best songs.

This word is intended to be used only by people who have an interest in a band, but aren't huge fans of them.

Ex. Smash Mouth - Astro Lounge. All of their good songs are on this album, unless you are a dedicated fan (unlikely).

The Beatles are an example of a band without an Uber album.
Hey, did you hear about Drowning Pool's new album coming out? I hear it's supposed to be an uber album!
by gargoyle772 June 9, 2009
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uber-friday

The very last Friday of the year, especially if that Friday is followed by a series of extra days off. Therefore making it uber-friday.
I hate working between Christmas and New Years, it's a waste of time because nobody is doing anything businesswise. That said, thank God tomorrow is Uber-Friday and I don't come back to work till Tuesday. Tgiuf
by kkortman December 30, 2010
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Uber Baseball

Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.
Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.

Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011
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Sub Uber

Something that is totally not cool. Lame.
Dude 1 - i hate mediocre people
Dude 2 - yea, they are sub uber
by chinooks July 5, 2010
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