twitter

a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time

"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"

by mknkn July 1, 2014

Twitter

The place Donald Trump goes when he forgets he is the president.

Person 1:Did you see trumps tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that guy make me not want to use Twitter.
Person 1&2: I hate trump.

by Lotus 2.0 April 2, 2020

Twitter

A website that suspends innocent people, but doesn't suspend pedophiles.

"If only twitter would suspend these pedos."
"Why would they? They actively support them."

by Suspend ProdigyFNRP on twitter September 23, 2020

twitter-hyped

When someone or something only gets success or recognition on twitter but outside of the app, the hype is not even closely matched. Can be synonymous with fraudulence in terms of truthful relevancy.

"Why Dua Lipa can't get anumber one album or song? They love her so much on twitter. She's so talented and i always see positive viral tweets about her and her perfomances?"

"Oh. It's cus she twitter-hyped"

by Ryan1989 December 30, 2020

twitter

a very dangerous place, you might need a hazmat suit

im going on twitter

by Tranman64 January 9, 2021

Twitter Swifties

Ariana Grande's second fanbase, they are also known as "misogynist faggots" they 're highly obsessed with the queen of Pop. Their lack of life wouldn't let them stop comparing Ariana Grande to Taylor Swift. Most of them are grown gays who don't have a job. Most unfunny and annoying fanbase said by many.

Person 1: "Ariola tanked so hard LMAO!"
Person 2: "Stop comparing succesful women, Twitter Swifties tanked harder"

by CRAVINGARI0LA April 10, 2021

twitter

the physical representation of hell

the world would be a better place if twitter ceased to exist

by i have severe brain damage June 24, 2021