chinese toaster

A toaster made in china

Hey man, I'm back from China with my Chinese toaster

by Sexybitchmcfuck July 24, 2017

toaster waffle

a waffle that is toasted

grace: im going to make me a toaster waffle (hillybilly accent)

by jebend sally May 31, 2009

Toaster

Someone you think is hot that you wouldn't fuck and/or go out with.

Person 1:OMG that guy is so hot!!
Person 2:He is but don't do anything with him he's a total toaster.
Person 1:How :(
Person 2:He's soooo thirsty

by Macadamia D. May 4, 2014

toaster

1) noun used in LGBT circles to describe a romantic interest with ambiguous gender identity.
2) someone who presents a quandary, usually romantic

I just can't stop thinking about that mesmerizing toaster.

by olivesmarch4th July 1, 2005

Toaster Strudel

When a guy shits in a Vagina then proceeds to jizz over her vagina. Similar to a hot pocket.

John is giving Cate a toaster strudel right now.

by G,J,E,M,M,N,R,RJ March 12, 2009

Toaster

A fucking ass of a machine that takes too long to cook stuff. DOWN WITH TOASTERS!!!

I think that robot is a toaster

by BloodWarz/TheModernScythe December 8, 2002

toaster-face

An ugly girl that you sleep with that has a head shaped like the common kitchen appliance that toasts bread.

Conor:"I totally slayed a dragon last night."
Erik:"Was she a Toaster-Face?"
Conor:"Yes, without a doubt."

by ExDragaonSlayer October 19, 2006