it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.
by mikeydingo November 21, 2009
Get the alaskan tortellini mug.When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.
Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”
Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
by Zamperinio February 3, 2018
Get the Testicular torsion mug."Oh shit, that fat bitch is totally gonna do a back breaking torry with me tonight"
Chino: "hey, did you hear about that dumb bitch tonya?"
Lenny:"no, what happened to that beached whale?"
Chino: "She broke her neck trying to do a back breaking Torry with big Lido"
Lenny: "what a stupid bitch!! He's at least 350 pounds"
Chino: "I know, can you believe she died with Lido's dick in her mouth?"
Lenny: "well did he cum or what?"
Chino: "umm I think so"
Chino: "hey, did you hear about that dumb bitch tonya?"
Lenny:"no, what happened to that beached whale?"
Chino: "She broke her neck trying to do a back breaking Torry with big Lido"
Lenny: "what a stupid bitch!! He's at least 350 pounds"
Chino: "I know, can you believe she died with Lido's dick in her mouth?"
Lenny: "well did he cum or what?"
Chino: "umm I think so"
by Danny Ortuno May 12, 2008
Get the Back Breaking Torry mug.A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.
Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"
Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
by c.NEWBY;m.MANYARD;m.CAMERON May 28, 2010
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Get the Charlie Brown Tortillas mug.Mike: Yo neeg, let's peep Mr. Merryweather's house on the top of that hill and giv'r a nice torchjob, you hear?
Johnny: Fair game man, faiiiir game. I'll keep an eye for the heat, you deal the damage and we'll split like Hilton's legs.
Mike: Toight.
Johnny: Fair game man, faiiiir game. I'll keep an eye for the heat, you deal the damage and we'll split like Hilton's legs.
Mike: Toight.
by kroonk April 6, 2006
Get the torchjob mug.I kind and caring girl with a big heart. She sticks by her friends and is slightly introverted, but when she feels comfortable around someone, she is very talkative.She can be a badass, and looks great while doing it.
by .Nightshade. April 21, 2019
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