crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.
i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.
by "the ryan" October 13, 2007
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bagged salad

Literally anything and everything is bagged salad. Used to describe everything.
"That's bagged salad, brah."
by TwinkieToaster1 March 20, 2014
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Serbian Salad

A code name for cannabis when being sold over the table from a food court vender

This word was made famous when an un suspecting drug dealer accidently whispered, if you want pot ask for a Serbian salad to an off duty cop.
Drug dealer: Hey you in the blue suit if you want pot ask for a Serbian Salad

Cop: Your all under arrest for being stupid
by blashada October 18, 2012
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frogeye salad

The best thing to ever come out of Utah. Contains small pellet sized pasta, cool whip, mandarin oranges, pineapple, mini marshmallows, and a list of other secret ingredients that make it the shiznit. It is associated with hasty bowel movements and slight retardation.
"I went to Utah and all I got was this lousy Karl Malone t-shirt."
"Really? Because I went to Utah and all I got was a huge bowl of that frogeye salad and it put me in a coma."
by the clam man June 26, 2009
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Horny salad

When you fuck a bitch and cum in her poopy ass and she shits it in a bowl and you cut her toes off and put it in their and eat their nipples and lactate for the dressing and eat her fat hairy bitch shit on nigga fart cock poop ass shit whore niggers don’t deserve rights fuck minorities
by Foebapmctweaknem March 07, 2020
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tossing the salad

A sexual act often commited by dogs, rodents and celebrities as an inexpensive form of colon cleansing.
Hardtime Suzy: You better hurry up and finish, Paris!
Miss Hilton: Gosh, tossing the salad is hard work... *slurp*
by Wifey McBeatey May 16, 2007
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ham salad

by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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