Meat her

Wanting to fuck a girl.

I want to meat her bro. Trasha is so hot!

by Jjwagg January 02, 2018

meat harbour

The name given to a large vagina

That girl last night had a bit of a meat harbour

by stephenlamp October 12, 2007

Meat Malt

Another term for semen or baby gravy, etc.

That girl was a freak. She gave me a blow job and swallowed all my meat malt.

by Dic Lofenac March 13, 2009

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

meat mickey

Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.

a couple at a mexican restaurant:

person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.

person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.

person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...

by jetless May 10, 2006

Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.

Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

meat sleeve

A woman. Or a woman's vagina.

Take a look at that sloppy meat sleeve over yonder.

by moth17 January 21, 2005