Uncle Swine

Noun: An older avuncular cadge that enjoys sponging off of relatives. Often shows up during meal time with the sole intent to mooch a free meal. Oblivious to the fact that his presence in one's household is an imposition to everyone else.

I would have had plenty of food left over for lunch tomorrow save for the fact that Uncle Swine showed up unannounced and ate with us.

by capn-quint July 21, 2006

uncle puss

when youre bangin out a hooker all nasty and your buddy is in the closet listening.

scott pulled the uncle puss while he was at my house.

by douchish December 22, 2008

Uncle Paul

An uncle who intercede and acts as a father figure to fatherless, abandoned, or at-risk children by devoting time and talents.

When a dad isn't there to answer the call you can always depend on your Uncle Paul!

by brandedH January 5, 2020

fun uncle

The "fun uncle" is an inappropriate jest move that involves purposefully flipping one's manhood out of one's pants in front of others as if by accident to attempt to shock, awe, or make laugh.

When the teacher stepped out of class, I had to see Merlin's Schlong as he took the opportunity to give us all the Fun Uncle.

by pythagorean January 16, 2015

Uncle Charlie

Has your dog ever begged for more food? The definition for Uncle Charlie is when your pet eats himself fat or until his belly gets big and round.

" Man your dog is fat!"
" yeah, he kept begging for more food so he Uncle Charlied himself."

by saltlord June 8, 2018

Fred's Uncle

in other words, Fuck You.
usually people says..FU instaed of using full sentence.

Jonathan : Our office is really quiet. what is wrong?
Maybe Kimberly is on vacation?

Wendy: FU from Kimberly~~!!

Jonathan: What does it mean 'FU' ?
Does it means 'Fuck You'?
HR~!!!!

Wendy: Don't be serious man~~~it means 'Fred's Uncle'
I have no idea... what are you talking about?

by Homerun Lee September 28, 2006

Double uncle

(n) A double uncle is man who is someone's mother's brother and also that person's father's brother. In other words, a double uncle is an uncle on both sides of the family. For a double uncle to exist, a child must be a product of incest between two siblings, and the parents must share a brother.

Tyrion Lannister from A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones is probably the most well known double uncle. His double nephews don't appreciate him like a double uncle should be appreciated.

Person A: Dude, Tyrion is freaking awesome. He's probably my favourite character at the moment.

Person B: Yeah, it's a shame he's that Joffrey faggot's double uncle.

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Person A: My double uncle said he'd get us all ice creams!

Person B: Double uncles are the greatest!

Double Uncle: Now get back in my van, kids. And don't scream.

by Faguette February 27, 2014