by ucompletelyknowwhoiam November 1, 2019
Get the Legend mug.Dion loudly proclaimed to everybody in the gym "I am a Legend!"
Marty soon corrected him and said "No Sir, You are, An African Bum Disease!"
Marty soon corrected him and said "No Sir, You are, An African Bum Disease!"
by LIL-miss-LOU December 29, 2021
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by Dylan Achiles June 12, 2022
Get the Red Legend mug.A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.
by figarojames January 19, 2019
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Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.
by jondich July 4, 2020
Get the Legend in their own pants mug.That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.
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