short bus

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.

Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

the bus driver

A man that jerks off two men at the same time simulating a big steering wheel

Michael drove the bus driver for bozy and Timbo until they reached their destination

by Your new son October 28, 2017

drive the bus

When a male is having sex with a female in the doggy style position, the male presses his thumb against the girls butt hole. His hand and fingers should be spread across and grabbing her booty kind of like you would grab a steering wheel in a vehicle. Inserting the thumb is known as honking her horn as she will most likely yell upon insertion.

Dick and Jane were going at it doggy style when Dick decided to drive the bus to see how far she would let him go.

by GI75 December 11, 2008

Bus Pants

Bus pants are pants that have been worn on a bus or at school. Bus pants are not allowed in many places

"Hey, Sara? Can I sit on your bed?"
"Are you wearing bus pants?"
"Yes."
"Then, no."

by SKonicoff_Luver September 20, 2011

Bus-Stop

Titties + Twat in your face for $1.

Let's go to the Bus Stop, dude.

by CG February 20, 2004

G-Bus

The short bus that Christian fundies ride to school and church; usually driven by a Jebus wannabe.

Hahaha, did you see that je-tard get off the G-bus?!

by ben_on_the_A-train November 9, 2006

G-Bu

G-Bu is an abbreviation for George W Bush, following J-Lo (Jennifer Lopez) taking on a similar nickname.

Dang, I can't believe G-Bu is about to throw down with Saddam.

by C-Rex August 9, 2006