board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

Tread the boards

Actors' term for "following in someone's footsteps"

When choosing a profession leading to gainful employment tread the boards of the people you admire the most. It doesn't have to be family members though.

by Sexydimma June 2, 2023

Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.

Robert sanders is the key-board-king

by Top G three December 10, 2022

word boarding

When trying to overpower a conversation in hopes to have the other party understand but realize it’s just best to flood them with incoherent babbling while forgetting the initial intent of the converstaion

Gene uses word boarding to act as if he has a sense of humor instead of a 5th grade education.

by Mikael6139 June 7, 2023

Ouija board service providers

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.

I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.

by Esq Esp March 1, 2024

Put her through a head board

When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.

Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.

by Daviddawhite September 26, 2018

z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.

Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty. The NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2014