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Comcast Effect

1) The act of receiving inadequate cable service which you pay way too much for.
2) The reason why your internet modem must be manually restarted at least 5 times a week.
I can't wait until Fios comes around, I'm sick and tired of the Comcast Effect!
by bchapman December 20, 2009
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the silombe effect

Is when a person turns up late, usually after getting lost , missing the bus, train etc. The party that watches him/her arrive late for something, sometimes is inclined to give hand gestures and have a discussion on what excuses there are for being late.
Him/Her(The Silombe effect arriving)

The party - " probably woke up late , nah missed the bus, moisturising elbows"

The Silombe arrives - " Mans got jacked init"

The party - " chus"
by jebby1000 September 19, 2010
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Olaf Effect

When you are predisposed to hate a character that shows up on screen but you are surprised that he/she was not as annoying as you thought.
When Uncle Grandpa cameoed on Steven Universe, it was sort of like the Olaf Effect. You would think you would hate him, but you didn't (sort of).
by The Logical Fallacy February 1, 2016
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Kirdoppler Effect

When a simple or unimportant task becomes complicated due to engineering reasons. Generally, the person performing the simple task is overcome by the idea that the task is their life's work or that it must be done with unsurpassed accuracy. Because of this, a task that should take one day to complete takes over a year to finish. This can also apply to projects that should take a fairly long time, but end up taking eons.
Jim: That engine stand project is sure going slowly.
Burt: Yeah, it must be the Kirdoppler Effect.

Joe: Hey Stan, can you recite the shortest poem you know?
Stan: Recites poem that lasts five minutes and is anti-climactic.
Joe: Wow, I think you were hit by the Kirdoppler Effect.
by Jimbo99 November 28, 2009
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Shmegma Effect

When an absolutely repulsive person just acts normally and makes EVERYTHING bad. No matter what, if a Shmegma ( a person who exhibits the shmegma effect) is involved, the situation automatically gets worse.
One kid was shooting a basketball when a person exhibiting the shmegma effect, like a dick, blocked the first kid's shot. While this may seem harmless, because of the shmegma effect the ball was blocked into his face.
by queen202mell March 10, 2017
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The Rubin Effect

When a person has the effortless ability to get/pull/attract/reel in girls. It can be used to many peoples advantage. A male who has the Rubin Effect can just stand still and girls will flock to him. He is also often compared to look like a certain celebrity, adding to the effect.
Dude 1: Dude, tonight i'm looking to score with some hot girls, what do you suggest?

Dude 2: Well I have the Rubin Effect so you can throw me out like a fishing rod and then reel me in and this will in turn bring you some girls.

Dude 1: Sweeeet.
by LonglyMcShortly June 28, 2011
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Glee-Effect

Any moment or situation where breaking into song is a more appropriate response than just words.
Friend 1: I was feeling pretty crap the other day so I started singing. It seemed to solve all my problems.

Friend 2: Sounds like you had a case of the Glee-Effect.
by FromMelbTown May 24, 2010
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