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ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
by LeaPeea May 9, 2023

A. The act of rummaging through personal spaces without asking
B. To be extremely annoying; a parasite
B. To be extremely annoying; a parasite
by The guy who hates rob November 16, 2022

A simp who Always will be on the girls side no matter what and if you try to roast that girl he gets offended
by awefgaewgewagaweggewagewa September 29, 2020

I was just robbed in daylight no guns from going to fucking bougie grocery store erehwon for their $30 bottle water and $50 hamburger that was all mid 😭😭
by CUMSE April 2, 2024

by RT5 iykyk October 6, 2020

by SunshineStan June 27, 2008

A creepy young adult man sexually aroused by peeing at the same time as watching people undress or engage in sexual activity.
by Megriffin July 24, 2016
