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Half a Rob

Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.
by LeaPeea May 9, 2023
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To pull a rob

A. The act of rummaging through personal spaces without asking
B. To be extremely annoying; a parasite
To pull a rob:
A. Dude that guy over there is pulling a rob
B. Oh my god Ms.Knight must be livid
by The guy who hates rob November 16, 2022
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Rob

A simp who Always will be on the girls side no matter what and if you try to roast that girl he gets offended
your being a rob today chill out
by awefgaewgewagaweggewagewa September 29, 2020
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Robbed in daylight no guns

When you go to a store that up charges you for shit return.
I was just robbed in daylight no guns from going to fucking bougie grocery store erehwon for their $30 bottle water and $50 hamburger that was all mid 😭😭
by CUMSE April 2, 2024
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Rob

Rob is a person who thrives off bringing people down. Know to be in the dog house a lot as well
Why are you always so negative. Stop being such a rob
by RT5 iykyk October 6, 2020
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G-rob

A mean old, disgustingly ugly looking bitch.
"Dude, i hate Taylor."
"I know shes a fucking G-Rob!"
by SunshineStan June 27, 2008
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peeing rob

A creepy young adult man sexually aroused by peeing at the same time as watching people undress or engage in sexual activity.
This morning there was a peeing rob in the gym bathroom watching me shower.
by Megriffin July 24, 2016
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