Fetus pump

When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.

Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!

Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?

by Dylster69 September 29, 2009

yellow pump

Yellow pumping is brought up while a girl is giving you head. Instead of cumming in her mouth you piss which causes the girl to have to get her stomach pumped

'Dude I so yellow pumped Stephane last night, she had no clue'

by Abcdefghijklmnopq April 12, 2014

river pump

The act, or effect, of exercising (push ups etc.) just before embarking on an intertube trip down the river. This temporarily enlarges your muscles, with the desired result being a more impressive appearance to the opposite sex.

Instead of tying up the raft he was on the bank working on his river pump.

by T. H. Wilson May 31, 2006

Lil Pump

A rapper from Florida who blew up in early 2017 with songs like “D Rose” and “Flex like ouu”. Lil pump songs are typically a quick hook containing the name of the song, followed up by a quick 8 bar verse about how he pops pills and fucks your sister, and then he repeats the song title 45 more times. His music is decent for when your high as fuck and just listening to the beat, but if your sober and listening to the lyrics you might want to gouge your own eyes out. His most popular phrase is esketit. And he even has a song with that title.

Isaiah: you like lil pump?
Demarcus: nah that nigga trash
*3 backwoods later*
Demarcus: ESKETITTTTTTTTTTT

by theburningchicken July 16, 2018

squat pump

squating onto someone's waiting hand, holding a thumb up. you land on their thumb then repeat. works as cardio and foreplay ;)

wow that squat pump work out really made my legs hurt!

by gorillawarfair May 4, 2017

like pumping

When you keep setting one popular profile picture 3 times a week. Could potentially become a mental gym.

- Darling, are we gonna sit and finally eat?
- Sure Sweety, give me one more second! I am setting my page for like pumping. (Sets an already existing profile pic with 130 likes as default)

by Banja Luka Forever February 22, 2014

pump pad

A residence other than your primary dwelling that one uses to hook up.

Hey bro, these ladies are on my jock, my moms staying in my apt. Can I use your basement as my pump pad.

by Adult bar March 15, 2014