deuce pickle

a turd preferably green and floating.

dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.

by hawnkeypunch October 21, 2011

Furry Pickle

Imagine giving a bj to someones dog and then feeling a pickle not a dick and you continue to suck and blow and you like the dill flavour. Now imagine doing that to a cat but it's way too small so you destroy its ass. We all know that one guy that fucked your childhood animal and now you have a person for a three sum.

BIG Bertha:I saw Trist yesterday
Tommy:I'm straight but DAMNNN
BIG Bertha:I gave him a furry pickle
Tommy:SAME!

by Big Berthy Cock MAN May 5, 2023

Pickle Sheath

Endearing term for the loved one that frequently sheaths your pickle, sharpens the sword, peels the banana, jerking my gherkin.

Goodnight my pickle sheath. I'll see you tomorrow.

by shaftzilla May 10, 2023

Stinky Pickle

An unpleasant person who complains about pointless things and frequently goes back on their word.

That guy Tom is such a Stinky Pickle, he stood me up!

by Livecodesworth February 17, 2023

Pickle Duster

When you're spooning and you fart on his dick

Me: I let a pickle duster loose on my dude and he got super horny.

by WhiteHead69420 January 2, 2023

laughing pickle

A laughing pickle is a vibrator set on high. It looks like a laughing pickle on a bed when it's turned on

Omg I just seen your mom's laughing pickle

by Laughing pickle July 4, 2023

Pickle Dicer

Someone who dices pickles. Freak.

You're a pickle dicer! Freak!
I bet you dice your pickles you fucking weirdo
You look like a pickle dicer. MAGA! MAGA!

by MrBuck July 5, 2023