3 definitions by Big Berthy Cock MAN

Trist is a name of a guy who has less than 1 inch cock and doesn't know how to use it. Everyone loves Trist but his cock lets everyone down. Even if he has a 1 inch cock he is beloved by all until he whips it out then they all run away..
Abby:Hey Bertha have you met Trist yet?
Bertha:Ya we had a super fun night.
Abby:We did too but I went to suck him off and it was too small.
Bertha:Ima still fuck him..
by Big Berthy Cock MAN May 5, 2023
Get the Trist mug.
Imagine giving a bj to someones dog and then feeling a pickle not a dick and you continue to suck and blow and you like the dill flavour. Now imagine doing that to a cat but it's way too small so you destroy its ass. We all know that one guy that fucked your childhood animal and now you have a person for a three sum.
BIG Bertha:I saw Trist yesterday
Tommy:I'm straight but DAMNNN
BIG Bertha:I gave him a furry pickle
Tommy:SAME!
by Big Berthy Cock MAN May 5, 2023
Get the Furry Pickle mug.
If you've ever met a McClure you know they're furries and fuck animals with almost like a Furry Pickle. We hate the McClures but Love them at the same time. They've all fucked a Trist and even though it may be a small one they all loved it. They also are super stoopid.
BIG Bertha: Have you met the McClures?
Small Berta: Ya they all fucked my childhood dog :(
Sasha: They fucked my brother Trist at 2 :(
BIG Bertha: Oh I fucked Trist too :)
by Big Berthy Cock MAN May 30, 2023
Get the McClure mug.