Titty rights

When you in a commited relationship and even if yo girl is mad, you claim your titty rights and she can't object so you get a hand full of tittes.

Girlfriend: I'm pissed off at you, don't touch me.

You: I got titty rights. Get yo ass over here.

by Youbleedugly May 8, 2016

Parental rights

A modern way of saying "I think children are their parent's property." The term is typically used as a dog whistle to defend the ability of parents to abuse transgender children. It is also sometimes used by child predators to justify sexually abusing children.

"I'm not a bigot, but I do believe in parental rights."

by Sl0wpoke September 21, 2023

Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.

You have Jesus rights.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Women rights

a. Only exist in popular culture--aka america!
women in other countries such as china,middle east,and southeast asia are viewed as second class citizen.
b. usually represented by the feminist movement, and supported by rich and powerful women such as hilary, martha stewart , and Oprah Winfrey-- who believe women should empower themselves to be better than men.
c. girl power !
d. these right includes-- the freedom to choose from a having a traditional family life to a career and a education. voting, no more sex discrimination at work places or at hiring, and have the same amount of chance to succeed as men.

women in america enjoy the freedom of the women rights.

by this is a joke ?! April 19, 2009

White ≠ Right

When white racists and supremacists in the name of Christian nationalism want others to believe that they are the anointed and the righteous, when God’s righteousness has been credited to all believers of Christ by grace, who receive it by faith and not by works, regardless of their race, color, or social status—when God made Jesus who had no sin to be sin for all believers, so that in Him they are considered “right” in God’s eyes.

Trumpublicans, January 6 “patriots,” and morally bankrupt GOP members want those who don’t look or think like them to believe that white privilege is a divine gift, which should prevail in all spheres of life at all times and in all places, turning a blind eye that white ≠ right and white ≠ might.

by MathPlus June 27, 2021

Right Fighter

a person who argues just so they can be right even if they know they are wrong. these people strive to win every argument possible.

Todd: Hey Jermey i sent you the paper right?
Jermey: No I never got it!
Todd: but my gmail account says i sent it to you and you go it
Jermey *walks to computer screen* "Lies you never did"
Todd: *GOD Jermey is such a right fighter!*

by what up UD November 9, 2010

Trans Rights

a fancy term used by trans people and pretty much the rest of the lgbtq+ to respect trans people which means "human rights" because trans rights are human rights (though there are some people who aren't in the lgbtq+ and are straight who also use it to show respect which is what I do and what you should do too so you don't become a greasy redditor who jacks off to nazi phonk edits)

trans rights are basically everywhere you look on the internet as throughout the years lgbtq+ has become more accepted (atleast on the internet)

now while I'm not trans or anything like that I'm alright with trans people and I think pretty much everyone should do that because at the end of the day all humans die eventually so what's there to really lose

and also it's what we in the biz call "common sense"

guy number one:yo mate what do you think of trans rights
guy number two:ay mate trans rights all the way
guy number three (nobody likes this one):fuck off you gay runts
guy one and two:I'm going to fucking toss your dick and balls in a paper shredder you dilapitated bean

by gman gaming July 15, 2022