Tanner

Tanner is an amazing person. Tanner is an amazing athlete. He will always make your day 20x better. Tanner will always be there when you need. He is not very smart but is really good with relationships.

I wish I had a Tanner.

by 6386393730474 October 13, 2016

tennessee chili dog

A Tennessee Chili Dog, is when a man decides to engage in anal sex with a partner experiencing diarrhea, and after sex, pulls out his erect penis(aka the hotdog), with remnants (aka chili) left upon the penile shaft. I think you get the point after that. Why are you looking this up anyway?

Micheal, having the strong sexual desire to experience diarrheal chunks on his penis, decided to find a partner willing to give him a Tennessee Chili Dog.

by Slutterfly January 9, 2008

Tennessee tuna

a slutty woman from Tennessee

The whole town has had a piece of that Tennessee tuna.

by sloppy joe December 7, 2003

Tanner

to hit someone just barely and make them cry

dude if u dont shut up im gonna tanner you!!!

by jordayne kingslyy November 22, 2010

tennessee mud cake

ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate

Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.

"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."

"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"

by buckEboi April 27, 2010

Tanner

Fucks like a boss and don't give a shit about what people say. Everyone go's crazy when they see him. Girls just want to fuck him 24/7. Tanner is the best at everything he dose (even fucking). If you have a Tanner never let him go.

Laila: see Tanner over their.

Niki: Ya I see him why?
Laila: HE'S my boyfriend and if you try to steal him I will kill you!!

by Love lies14 January 26, 2018

go down on that dino tender

something said by guys who think they're cool, but in reality they look weird when they say it

"dude i'd definitely go down on that dino tender"
*everyone else at the table rolls their eyes*

by >sliced bread January 25, 2011