tea cup ass

An ass that sticks out far enough to set a cup of tea down without spilling.

You could almost fit a bucket on that tea cup ass.

by Stopgoat April 8, 2015

tea joint

Lil fag kids joint, for children who are too edgy for play videogames so they steal mom's teabags, roll it in some exercise book paper, put some cotton as a filter and smoke it so they feel swag.

"you can use a cheap stereo like this so you can hide your tea joints, but me personally i keep a lot of shit in there like i keep all my tea in there"

by D4nk3r August 20, 2016

Tea Cup

Have a female do a hand stand, or so that her vagina faces up. then you pour liquid into the vagina. then the male or female procedes to drink said liquid from the vagina. like a tea cup

I say, Niles, this Tea Cup is awfully hairy today

by Pen0r5027 November 7, 2007

Tea Cup

When doing your best gal from behind; have her reach under you and grab hold of your yam bag....but not to toight.

Bruce: "yeah viki, lets do it doggy style"
Viki: "sure"
Bruce "now reach back for that ball bag baby"
Viki "you mean you want a tea cup"
Bruce "oh yeah, now shake my dice till I screem yatzee"

by the Pinky Pig January 2, 2008

Tea Blade

A razor blade used specifically to shave men's balls and private area.

I accidentally used my tea blade to shave my face. I've been tea bladed.

by DonnyKidd November 2, 2014

Tea buddy

A close friend that you can exchange tea(gossip) with without having to worry about others knowing , and also can do things such as a friend with benefits

Me and my tea buddy talked alot about jasmine today , and after we had sex

by Datmoneyman305 August 23, 2015

TEA News Network

The gayest NN out there. Must die.

Bet Trump's gonna end up like TEA News Network

by CarnalHunger September 12, 2018