Deep Taco

A large fat vagina that smells like cheese and oozes white creamy liquid when squeezed

Jeff got so drunk last night, he actually ate brenda's deep taco.

by Gonzo's Nose March 1, 2016

gagalicious taco

When you first insert the tip of your tongue into a vagina and you hear a queff and feel air rush by your face.which smells like old dumpster juice thats been in the hot sun all day....and you decide its a good idea to keep licking.

At my wedding reception i went down on my wifes bridesmaid. Her pussy was such a gagalicious taco i divorced my wife the next day.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

ham taco

Has its roots in your moms pants. a very meaty pussy.

I fucked your mom last night, and she had a serious ham taco lol

by Hom Tanno February 27, 2015

Snow Taco

A dark skinned being who is actually Caucasian and only 5% Mexican.

1. "Look at that female, she is definitely a Snow Taco."

2. "Look at that lovely Snow Taco."

3. "He's so hot, I bet he's a Snow Taco."

by Ben-Kun June 21, 2013

Tucker taco

A sandwich/taco created out of what ever things you can find in the fridge.

Hey bro you want a tucker taco

by Captaincheesepuffs March 28, 2020

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011