Two Tube Transfer

When having a threesome and the guy is ready to nut, he nuts half of his load in one person, clenches and deliver the second half of his nut to the other person.

Omg! Jonathan is so talented, he was fucking me and my girlfriend when he did a two tube transfer!

by batnuts November 30, 2019

Tube of man juice

The literal translation of the french slang term for penis, "le tube à jus d'homme."

Regardez mon tube à jus d'homme.
Look at my tube of man juice.

by rachel-greene March 1, 2011

Bent Glass Tube

Used to describe an action that is amazing on one hand and terrible on another. Mostly used in E-SPORTS.

Person 1: YO! Did you see that Caustic main take out 3 squads with just a P2020?
Person 2: Yeah but then he fell off the map looting one of them. A literal bent glass tube.

by AngryLarry July 12, 2019

Tony Tube-Snake

While in the doggy-style posish, during anal sex, pull out and while the sphincter is still gaping, and proceed to shit into your lady friends anal cavity. Rinse and repeat. Thus creating the sensuality of the Tony Tube-Snake.

I totally gave your girl friend a Tony Tube-Snake this weekend and she LOVED it!

by The original tony tube-snake December 14, 2010

It's Toothpaste Out Of The Tube

A phrase that has the same meaning as the phrase "It's Water Under the Bridge"....I guess. You should use this after an argument. It means that something happened in the past and can`t be changed. You see, once you squeeze toothpaste out of it's proper tube, the toothpaste cannot go back into the tube. You can get a toothpick and try to push it back into the tube, but I'll be Goddamned if it wont go back, and if some of it does you have, at best, an awful mess.

1. Don't worry about what you said it's toothpaste out of the tube.
2. So what if you lost your v card, it's toothpaste out of the tube.

by Swiss Miss Marie February 10, 2007

rose tube sock

A protruding anus as a result of too much butt humping. Common umong an-o-philes.

That chick likes it up the butt so much she has a rose tube sock.

by natejy2010 April 25, 2009

Tube Top Titanics

When large breasts are squeezed into a clothing garment 2 sizes too small so that they look as if they will overflow and capsize at any moment just as the Titanic did.

Damn did you see tube top titanics over there?

Saw her?! i want to motor boat on those sweater melons!

FOsho

by chubbychaser82 August 17, 2009