Todding

"Your son is the only 10u player on our team that is going to play college baseball on the D-1 level" You are not even sure your 10 year old player will want to play next year at 11.

Todding: The act of blowing complete and utter bullshit (sunshine) up someone's ass about their son/daughter's athletic ability.

by The Gambling Buzz March 19, 2018

Toddlah

Deputy Ryans favorite blonde headed boi. when he and his Friend Jerred go campin in the woodz,Deputy Ryans finds dem and forces dem to suck da caulk.

Toddlah:I am an innocent boi! I hope a gay cop doesn't cum and rape me!
Ryans:Never fear! Deputy Ryans is here ......SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis caulk bois!

by spazz13 November 10, 2004

TODDb

A type of depressant (no, not Antidepressant) which is referred to as TODDb (pronounced Todd-b-uhh) or just TODD. It helps you to have enough guts to flirt with your ex-girlfriend whilst dating someone who you claim to love when you do not.

DO NOT TAKE TODDb IF:

- you wish to keep your friends

- you don't wanna be considered a horrible person

Side Effects WILL Include:

- smelling like fish, because you're a hermaphrodite.

- dating lame stealing liars

- slowly transforming into an emo cookie cutter (which will be a later posted definition)

- having a life which may be referred to as an "epic fail"

Girl:: Im breaking up with you.. you've been a complete meany, and all you talk about is "not causing drama" when in fact.. thats all you do!

Boy:: It's not MY fault!! It's all because my doctor prescribed me this TODDb!!!

by Kaeganne Envy November 21, 2009

toddler

the little guys whom asshole is the sweetest spot ever and tighter than hell

Yeah, Tom's toddler has a fine dumphole.

by jbt_954 June 17, 2008

Toddle Slop

This word refers to shooting a load on a womans face. When the girl gets the load all over her face she resembles a toddler who had food all over their face from eating.

That bitch is a toddle slop.

by montana is gay March 22, 2004

Toddphobia

A fear of getting one's hair cut by a barber. This fear usually arises after watching Sweeney Todd:the demon barber of fleet street. Most of the people affected by this phobia are seen with either long hair or badly cut hair.

adj. Toddphobic

Sam is such a wierdo, he doesn't cut his hair. I think he's suffering from Toddphobia.

by filabuster March 3, 2009

ToddP

biggest cock block ever.

back stabber

kid who likes the girls you like, just because you like them

Kevin was minding his own buisness, talkin to a girl he sorta likes, trying to get her to like him, when ToddP came outta no where and now he likes her and she likes him.

by kevin kozlowski December 25, 2007