Faggot patch
When you are at work or at the store and your gaydar goes in the red zone and it feels like your surrounded by a faggot patch of homos.
When you are at work or at the store and your gaydar goes in the red zone and it feels like your surrounded by a faggot patch of homos.
Holy fuck did I just land In the middle of a fuckin faggot patch !? My gaydars pinned out and I have to put a board on my ass from the gayness.
by stretch nutzz December 22, 2016
I'm having a rough patch, it's been 57days
by I Kent biliv mayais February 21, 2023
*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*
by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018
1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"
2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"
2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"
by The Big......0 December 10, 2020
by Baerinatux February 09, 2019
by jussomeweeb September 21, 2020
Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.
If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.
If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.
Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”
by sierranorthwest September 30, 2022