I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

Father

I don’t have one

Father went to go to the store

by Mayo_river June 13, 2021

Father Tally

Also goes by the name Daddy tally or Metallica4ever. The father of the DI-32 immigrants coming to DI-17. Also the funder of the Sweden meetup.

Father Tally has cleansed us from our sins.

by ailuriidae June 16, 2021

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

father

few have these

why do you have no father

by has a father August 12, 2022

Father

He left long ago.

Hey dad im a fur...
Father Leaves

by anonymous August 14, 2022

father figure

Holding 4 fingers up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022