short timer syndrome 

The behaviors that kick in when you are about to leave something, usually a job. There are two facets, one is that all of the little crap that you've been ignoring and tolerating starts driving you crazy. The other is the idea that you're leaving anyway so you can get away with anything.

The accountant with short timer syndrome was thinking about wearing flip flops to work during his last two weeks before starting a new job. And the short timer in Ann Arbor, about to move to Buffalo had to resist the urge to strangle all of the smug half-wit aging hippies.

short timer syndrome by franmarta March 22, 2013

Matt Smith Syndrome 

When you're watching matt smithas the eleventh doctor of Doctor Who, and you fall off your couch and your panties fall off from seeing matt smith in screen. Most often occurs because of Moffat and the scene in "closing time" where the doctor is holding stormy and telling him not to cry.

Person 1: I was so sick last night while watching Doctor Who.
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...

Matt Smith Syndrome by MSDWfreaks April 14, 2013

Larissa Syndrome

Being ridiculously sexy and sweet without any effort. A girl with Larissa syndrome is unaware of her condition. Having this condition may cause many men to approach her.

Guy 1: Damn! you see that girl with Larissa Syndrome?
Guy 2: Hell yeah definitely wifey material.

Larissa Syndrome by fghjkdbnn April 1, 2009

Michael Jackson Syndrome 

A pathological desire to defame and discredit a good person, which manifests itself mainly in journalists and tabloid reporters, leading to slander, misrepresentation, and a compulsion to ignore the truth in favor of scandal or juicy gossip. One of the most notable practitioners is "Hard Copy"'s Diane Dimond who for the majority of her career has allowed her obsession with Michael Jackson to completely warp her professional ethics and make her credibility a joke.

Journalists with Michael Jackson Syndrome can't tell the truth about anyone more famous and successful than they are--they're pathetic.

Michael Jackson Syndrome by Obvious57 November 15, 2012

Bindi Irwin syndrome 

When a child is a show off and is as annoying as Bindi Irwin (daughter of the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin). For those of you who don't understand the level of annoying that is Bindi Irwin it's sort of like when a kid acts like an over enthusiastic adult and act like they know the answer for everything. The child could possiblly have an over exaggerated and obnoxious laugh that makes you want to smack them in the face.

Child: I KNOW ALL ABOUT ANIMALS. I'm a grown up, I know everything blah blah blah blah blah blah! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Person: That kid has Bindi Irwin syndrome

Bindi Irwin syndrome by PyroYourMother December 25, 2010

Forts Syndrome 

An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.

Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.

Forts Syndrome by Ebby's Revenge February 25, 2010

Uncle Rico Syndrome

Uncle Rico Syndrome or URS is when a person frequently refers to the "Glory days" or an earlier time when there life was better and/or different.

Origin - "Uncle Rico" a character from the film Napoleon Dynamite was obsessed with time travel so that he could return to 1984 when he was a star quarterback and play for his high school football team.

- The TV character "Al Bundy" suffers from Uncle Rico Syndrome; as he constantly reminisced about the "big football game" and how if he had done one thing differently he would have gone pro instead of marrying Peg.

- "Those girls totally have URS (Uncle Rico Syndrome), they keep talking about how their high school locker was always such a mess, which was 17 years ago."

Uncle Rico Syndrome by ak209 April 12, 2010