eskimo stepbrothers

when one man fingers a chick that another man has had sex with, then the two men are eskimo stepbrothers. similar to eskimo brothers

Rick fingered a chick last night and later found out that his friend James had banged her a month ago. Rick and James are now eskimo stepbrothers.

by skirtripperclubprez September 6, 2011

step on a frog

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.

POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

side step brother

The step brother of your step brother or step sister. (NO, not YOU or YOUR brother).

MIKE: Hey Honey, this is John, my side step brother.

HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.

MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.

HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?

MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.

by Shelly Bozdog June 30, 2006

Mexican two-step

When you are taking a power shit from eating too much mexican food and all of a sudden you have the urge to throw up as well. You then proceed to stand up in the middle of your shit, turn around and heave your guts into your spicy shit soup. Named for the famous "two steps" it takes to turn around and the "Mexican" origin of the shit/puke.

Guy 1: "Hey! What'd you end up doing last night? I didn't see you after we went out for dinner at Pedro's."

Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."

by OldSweatyMan June 15, 2009

Step your pussy up

When a female is not perfoming up to par when compared to various expectations

YO sex game aint really tight, honestly...you need to step your pussy up

by Johnny Nutsac May 6, 2010

step-bitch

One's woman on the side, whom lacks significance and/or priority.

Also, it can signify an unimportant person, whether male or female.

Don't worry about Tanisha. She ain't nothing but my step-bitch.

by Toyin Oluwole January 7, 2009

step dad

Okay, A step dad or step father is someone who is a asshole or jerkoff they think once they move in after the real dad is gone, they have all the say so around the house. They make you do pathetic chores around the house they claim to own. They often yell and cut you down or cut your real father down so they look better. Personally, I think they suck and need to get they're head kicked in.

billy: "you suck so much..my dad is so much better then you"

step dad bill: "billy, go mow the lawn and when you finish that, you need to chop wood for the stove! i call the shots around here buster!"

billy: "yeah yeah..fuck you"

by motelrooms July 27, 2006