Stranger

Masturbating with a numb hand, to add the effect of getting a handy from a stranger.

Last night it was like Britney Spears was giving me a handy, but i was really just giving myself a stranger

by Zorro May 14, 2004

stranged

Gave somebody a strange look, esp. one indicating confusion or irritation.

"Dad, what's the problem -- you stranged me when we were talking to mom just then."

by FitofPeak April 12, 2010

Email Strain

It started as a typo for ‘email chain’. It has been related to the shear number of emails one may receive on in given work day.

As in, “Boy, I sure have a case of ‘Email Strain’ today.”

by Mallogic July 9, 2009

Stranger Danger

A situation that happens when dry humping or grinding when wearing boxers in which the storm door opens allowing a view of the equipment inside. Can also apply when said junk peeps out from underside of boxers.

Uh babe, we got some Stranger Danger down there.

by Dirty L May 6, 2008

Dirty Double Stranger

This is a variation of the Stranger. You sit on both hands until they are numb, and masturbate with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your ass with the other.

Person 1: Yo dawg I was home alone and feelin frisky so I gave myself the Dirty Double Stranger!

Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!

by Despy October 19, 2006

strange-food

strange-food is the equivalent to an R-rating for food. It is uncertain what is inside but anything is possible. Strange-food is any food item that 1 discovers in which they had no part in the acquiring or preparing of the food. When 1 does not know the story behind how said food arrived at its current location, it is labeled as strange-food. the label, strange-food, warns all parties involved that this food is a wild card, there are unaccounted variables....and that this food is being commandeered and taken to a safe place for consumption.

the moment someone finishes their food, they usually offer the leftovers to whoever is near. in the event that nobody takes it but the owner is finished with it, it becomes Strange-Food.

take this knowledge, taste it well.

man, i had some strange-pizza last night. i saw the papa john's box and was like "no way" so i opened it up to find 4 slices left, and it was still kinda warm! the bread sticks weren't even touched! i love strange-food. oh what's that??you're afraid someone poisoned the food before they left it, you have fear of this food..ok...why don't you go pray to Tinkerbell for protection while i smash this perfectly good apple. all i see is 2 hungry people, 1 is afraid and hungry, the other is happy and full. do the math.

by arbiter of grammar division April 11, 2011

strancing

Strangers + Dancing = Strancing. Dancing with strangers is usually funnier when you're strancing to music only you can hear.

Carlos: South Beach is so awesome, models just come right up and start strancing with you.

Rob: Yeah right, bro. You must have been down there eating the bath salts.

Carlos: Dude, I'm for real! There's video of it!

Rob: Quit gnawing on my face bro.

by EllieBean August 27, 2014