by kcVIP December 23, 2008
Get the Gold Statue mug.The description of a person that everyone else knows them by which makes them easily identifiable. Usually consisting of a name and a small specific detail that relates to that person.
Who was just on the phone with you?
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Which toolbag are you talking about?
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Karen with the tits<--Master Status
Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status
Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status
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by alexblanch April 13, 2010
Get the Tool Status mug.When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.
Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"
Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."
Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."
by Iaintgotnoshame May 11, 2010
Get the Counter Status mug.When walking by someone you have known for years, but have a grudge against them or you just don't like them. maybe that person came over to your mothers house for your family birthday dinner and you caught them masturbating in your family room. When you see this person coming towards you, as you walk down the street, you do not stop to say "Hello" or "Hey, hows your dog doing?" You simply wave and carry on.
by J-Gutes March 6, 2011
Get the Waver Status mug.Lame-statusism is defined as a disease. As a disease, lame-statusism has a clear beginning, middle, end, and prognosis. It can also be cured under proper treatment. If you or someone you know suffers from Lame Statusism, don't despair. Treatment and help is available.
Classic Symptoms
There is a huge list of common symptoms associated with lame statuses. Even if you don't Facebook, chances are that you have heard some of them. Listed below are some of the important symptoms of lame-statusism. The important signs of lame-statusism are: Facebooking alone, making or finding excuses to update your status, daily or frequent Facebooking needed to function, inability to reduce or stop updating your status, violent episodes associated with Facebooking, Facebooking secretly, becoming angry when confronted about your lame status updates, poor eating habits or lack of appetite, failure to care for physical appearance, trembling in the morning or body tremors, high levels of physical anxiety, vomiting, headaches, concentration difficulties, memory problems, and sleeping for long periods of time.
Classic Symptoms
There is a huge list of common symptoms associated with lame statuses. Even if you don't Facebook, chances are that you have heard some of them. Listed below are some of the important symptoms of lame-statusism. The important signs of lame-statusism are: Facebooking alone, making or finding excuses to update your status, daily or frequent Facebooking needed to function, inability to reduce or stop updating your status, violent episodes associated with Facebooking, Facebooking secretly, becoming angry when confronted about your lame status updates, poor eating habits or lack of appetite, failure to care for physical appearance, trembling in the morning or body tremors, high levels of physical anxiety, vomiting, headaches, concentration difficulties, memory problems, and sleeping for long periods of time.
It was clear he had a bad case of Lame-Statusism when he made the update: "My Back Itches"
Short Term
Short term physical effects of lame status updates are common to most people, even if you do not Facebook. Lame-statusolics deal with these physical symptoms with each bout of Facebooking. These symptoms are lowered inhibitions, poor coordination, blackouts and loss of memory, nausea sickness, hangovers and headaches, stupor, and coma.
Long-term Effects
Facebooking also has long term bodily effects as well including damage to the liver, heart, brain and other vital organs. Effects of lame statuses can be so pronounced on the brain that they can induce dementia or psychosis. For these reasons alone it is important to Facebook in moderation.
Getting Help
If you or someone you know if suffering with lame-statusism, please seek treatment. Facebook has never and will never make any problems you are facing better or miraculously go away. Please seek treatment for the sake of your sanity, body, spirit and loved ones.
Short Term
Short term physical effects of lame status updates are common to most people, even if you do not Facebook. Lame-statusolics deal with these physical symptoms with each bout of Facebooking. These symptoms are lowered inhibitions, poor coordination, blackouts and loss of memory, nausea sickness, hangovers and headaches, stupor, and coma.
Long-term Effects
Facebooking also has long term bodily effects as well including damage to the liver, heart, brain and other vital organs. Effects of lame statuses can be so pronounced on the brain that they can induce dementia or psychosis. For these reasons alone it is important to Facebook in moderation.
Getting Help
If you or someone you know if suffering with lame-statusism, please seek treatment. Facebook has never and will never make any problems you are facing better or miraculously go away. Please seek treatment for the sake of your sanity, body, spirit and loved ones.
by Stoptheinsanity June 17, 2011
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