Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023

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Salmon

Its a type of fish with loads of omega 3 content

Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but i prefer salmon

by Fishfishfishyyyy January 6, 2024

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Solomon Fairbanks

This is someone that is always in extreme danger of getting molested by big, hairy, oily men in their basements. Fortunately his musculature and gay sexuality make him enjoy this experience.

Dude I saw that guy walk into the house if Herbert. He’s a total Solomon Fairbanks.

by Milo Calorie January 16, 2024

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solomon

a guy who looks like a turd and comments on others to make himself feel better but in reality he is a bottom.

that solomon cunt is the biggest bottom i’ve ever met

by xxxzzzyyy333 January 19, 2024

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Solomon

A person who doesn’t want people to fuck his mom, house cat, brother, or his dad. He doesn’t mind if you leave your nuts hanging out of juicy butthole

I caught Solomon blowing a guy behind Kaya

by Wudupnegga53 January 31, 2024

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A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.

"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."

by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024

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