Sloppy Cunt Punch

The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.

The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.

The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.

Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.

Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!

by Markla January 10, 2008

Monitor Shopping

Monitor shopping is another form of window shopping. However, instead of stores its all through the internet. You’re online only browsing, not looking for anything in particular because you can’t afford it but you enjoy looking anyway. Maybe you’ll save something in your favorites for when you do have money.

Bill walks into the office from the left
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"

by LadyPoison January 11, 2010

sloppy jalopy

when a car that someone had sex in is left with sexual residues, like snail trails and cum stains, on the seats, carpets, door panels, steering wheel, stick shift, etc.

Jason: I just banged my girlfriend in this car at a cemetery. Look, there's still cum stains on the back seat.
Marco: Awe man, you're disgusting. Let me out of this sloppy jalopy.

by Sapidpaean January 28, 2009

sloppy second

Act act of having sex with a gil immediatly after someone else does.

I'm not sure, but I think I just had sloppy seconds.

by Big Matt. yep its me January 20, 2003

sloppy pussy

A nasty looking pussy.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.

That chicks got major league sloppy pussy!!!
Looks like she got fucked by a taffy puller!!

by CT Vigilante July 28, 2008

Sloppy Steve

Having anal sex with Steve Bannon using only his swamp ass as lube.

I have no lube to fuck Steve Bannon with, but it's not a big deal because I can give him a Sloppy Steve.

by s2qs January 6, 2018

sloppy joe

A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.

Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.

"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
"Sweet."

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005