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Smurf

See that fucking Smurf over there!?
by Dalton Curls April 15, 2019
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Smurf

Word for somebody who is either a communist and/or communist like in the way they think or act. Primarily used in a negetive connotation.

Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.
Ex 1: Dude, that smurf went back to our table when everyone left and swiped the tip we left.

Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.

Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.
by steezybreezybeautiful April 11, 2011
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Smurfing

Having an alternative account in a video game that you intentionally play bad on, in order to stay at a lower rank and have easier games.
God, these players are all smurfing, one second they keep dying, the next they're rolling us!
by urban_littionary January 18, 2024
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Smurf You!

another creative way to say Fuck You without your parents finding out
Me: you know what Smurf You!!
parent: well isnt that nice (:
by botdfluva April 1, 2011
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Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
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papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.
Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.
by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020
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Smurfed

The chemical and shit splash back onto you in porta potty
Aww man I just got smurfed in the porta potty.
by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022
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