smoothie

1. A fruit drink with yogurt/ice cream. AKA Jamba Juice
2. A dude well versed in the art of pussy seduction

girl: My bf got me a purple beanie baby! i love the color purple.
dude: hes a smoothie.

by harry-san 1 March 4, 2008

Smooth As Butter

A term used to describe how amassing a person looks. Specifically people named Aidan

Man Aidan looks so smooth as butter right now

by Amazing Boulder Boy6969 February 16, 2020

detroit smoothy

When you shit, piss, and jizz in ur partners mouth. Then she chews it all up to mash it down then after that she gargles it. Once shes done those, you then get a straw and drink it from her mouth.

Larry: hey babe can we try a detroit smoothy tonite?
Monica: ok, but dont overflow my mouth

by ryenizzel May 26, 2010

sexual smoothie

In the course of macking one will hurl into the others mouth... she/he(whatever floats your boat) swallows the vomit and then returns it into the origanating mouth.

If i macked with her we'd make a sexual smoothie.

by Dillion M. February 14, 2009

serbian smoothie

When a guy and girl start masturbating at the same time and the girl squirts in the guys mouth and the guy cums in the girls mouth and they swap their cum and swallow after approximately 5 times

Dude I think I still have some leftover cum in my mouth from that Serbian smoothie I did.

by MusclesMcCoolguy April 24, 2011

smoothskin

Sexually attractive female or male with oily skin, usually of Mediterranean, Latin American, or Mideastern background.

I think the only reason Mark likes Aracely is because Aracely is such a smoothskin!

by pentozali September 4, 2013

smooth jazz

an expression replacing "rly cool", "amaizing", "funky", "awesome", "great", ect.

do not use sparingly because if used right, this phrase can make people want to be your friend. just kidding, it cant do something like that cuz probobly no one wants to be your friend. your a loser. but saying this phrase will make you sound just the slightest bit cooler than u really are. 'nough said.

*WARNING* this phrase is comonly mistaken for something dirty

*real life conversation with the use of this phrase*

HANNAH: youre a silly-monster
ZACH: well.. if im a silly- monster, then youre a fun dinosaur
HANNAH: yaaayyyyy! but wait, can i be a fun dino-corn pweeaaseeeee??? cuz thats more SMOOTH JAZZ.
ZACH: fiiine
HANNAH: YUSSSS!!!

by fun dino-corn August 11, 2010