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Koci Selamaj

The grade A* bellend who thought it was acceptable to murder 28-year-old Sabina Nessa in September 2021. He is originally from Albania and was living in Eastbourne, UK prior to his arrest. He is now convicted of murder and is serving a life sentence with a minimum of 36 years before he can even be considered for release from prison by the parole board because he committed such appalling crimes and to be honest he should never ever be released after what he did.
Koci Selamaj is an absolute tool and I hope he rots away in hell like he deserves!!!
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
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Yousef salameh

Yousef Salameh is a very hot guy he fucked me up he’ll probably fuck you up too. He’s a beast in bed that motherfucker
by Yousef Salameh April 25, 2022
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Badshah Salamat

Badshah salamat is a big disgusting goon. He takes pride in his looks but looks like a chimpanzee.
Ugh I hate badshah salamat he stole my lunch money
by Nauer May 14, 2022
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Ayeza Salam

The best sister ever. she always takes care of her brohter who is called Haaris. Aaaaah
Ayeza Salam loves Haaris Salam
by Damnitidk August 10, 2022
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Origami salami

A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.
When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression
by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022
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Brooklyn Salami

In the Oscar award winning adult film “donald trump and hillary clinton fucking bernie sanders and megan parody”, the term Brooklyn Salami is used by the actor playing Bernie Sanders just before going down on the actress playing Hillary Clinton. The term is in reference to his penis, as he’s rather facetiously saying that his penis is comparable in size to uncut Salami. As for the part about Brooklyn, it’s unclear to modern linguists, considering that Bernie Sanders was a politician in Vermont and never ran with the intention of passing favorable legislation for the city.
Bernie- “I’ll tell you what, you’re about to get hit with the Brooklyn Salami!”
by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew February 1, 2023
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burnt salami

The burnt salami tastes like a burnt toenail.
by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023
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