by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010
Get the Slow Tow mug.Someone that thinks they are fast but has no actual back up for it. Sloth like speed, Snail like skills
Even tho years had gone by, kevin still managed to be slow at the same track he’s been to 100 times. Not only was his car slow but so was his comprehension of not getting faster anytime soon.
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"Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster! I never even saw it coming!"
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