jam-shocked

to be jam-shocked: the inability to drive faster than 40 m/h even though the traffic jam has dissolved completely

I could not make it to work in time again. The I5 was completely jam-shocked after rush hour.

by Britta Daudert September 27, 2007

vicious shocker

An extremely painful, ill-meaning shocker applied to an innocent.

This girl had no idea how we do, ya know? I got her wasted,applied the vicious shocker and left her cold on the bus, G!

by S.P. Sweeney August 7, 2008

Pleasure Shock

Its like having a Luther Vandross song injected into your bloodstream while being fanned by goddesses and trippin on LSD. Then you die. Thats the shock part.

-"Dude, last night we right in the middle of the deed and I see her just freeze up!"
-"High five bro, thats Pleasure Shock."

by Amputated Clotbone June 18, 2010

Springer Shock

The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.

I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!

Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.

by taxingtacos September 15, 2010

notification shock

noun
The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed

I turned off my phone at noon and, when I turned it back on at midnight, the notification shock hit me like a brick

by intron February 20, 2014

winter shock

That feeling when it's 81 degrees one day and the next morning the wind chill is at 7 degrees. The shock of winter starting.

Example: How's it going Bravi ?
Bravi: wtf happened to fall/autumn.. This winter shock is killing me.

by Bravi November 12, 2014

Bathroom Shock and Awe

(n) When you get back at someone you hate, by trashing their bathroom, by voiding your bowels all over the place, and leaving a horrific mess for the next person.

I got back at Chris last night. I hit him with a Bathroom Shock and Awe.

by Funmunke March 30, 2017