satanists

The belief in and worship of Santa Claus.

satanists dress all goth and listen to shitty music

by 4Q freaks May 25, 2006

Joy of Satan

JOS: A Hitler cult of Satanic Christians and Christian Satanists who can't tell the difference between Jesus and Satan. They are scared of bees and angels. They confuse fiction with fact and vice versa. They can't tell the difference between ancient deities and goetic demons. They worship aliens and hate all Jews but Zecharia Sitchin who wrote the JOS bible. The JOS Priest and Priestess pretend to be psychic and powerful to impress angry rebellious teenagers who hate their parents.

By the power of Satanic Jesus, only the Joy of Satan may enter the kingdom of Helven! Amen.

by Satanic Jesus April 6, 2006

Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow

A saying that basically means "Go to hell" or "See you in hell."

Can also mean "I'd rather be in hell"

Jill- "Are you ready for that huge test in Science tomorrow?"
John- "Ugh! Might as well ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow."

Billy- "Hey stupid face! I bet you like to rape iguanas and lick your mothers clitorus!
Greg- "Asshole! Why don't you Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow!"

by GuyWhoSexedAFish April 25, 2009

Satanic heavy metal

A type of music that is a mixture of heavy metal and satanic rock.

How do you like satanic heavy metal?

by Deep blue 2012 October 23, 2009

Satan stick

A stick decorated with the top of a deer skull posted on the top, a bandana wrapped around the skull, and barbed wire strechiung the length of the stick. Used to scare stupid, ignorant campers at the hunting lodge at Philmont, NM.

Dude, I just scared this hiker shitless. Seriously. When he saw the satan stick, he just shat himself.

by kinslayer990 July 23, 2006

satan's snow

When a man pulls out and jizzes into the bible.

I decided to do a satan's snow in a hotel bible and now they're charging me for it!

by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009

satan's harelip

the correct spelling of "satin's hair lip." (god knows what that person thinks this means.) another term for "glint," a street drug made by mixing household chemicals and applied to the lips, at least according to amy sedaris.

jerri blank supplied poppy downs with glint aka satan's harelip.

by bookworm17 November 8, 2011