Simphony

Any actions taken by a simp to Impress someone

I acknowledge the fact that I've caused you pain, and I truly want to say I am sorry. The silence is deafening. Please forgive me for insulting your birds and telling you that your not ace even though you are, I am truly sorry, please forgive me, I am so sorry, did I tell you how sorry I am, well I am just really really really really sorry, sometimes I say things which I dont mean, I am sorry for that as well, please forgive me (A note where the writer is trying to impress a girl)

The popular kid in the school did an act of Simphony over a girl who rejected her twice before

by S4cats September 30, 2021

Simphony

Actions taken by a simp to Impress someone
Eg: I acknowledge the fact that I've caused you pain, and I truly want to say I am sorry. The silence is deafening. Please forgive me for insulting your birds and telling you that your not ace even though you are, I am truly sorry, please forgive me, I am so sorry, did I tell you how sorry I am, well I am just really really really really sorry, sometimes I say things which I dont mean, I am sorry for that as well, please forgive me(note written by the writer to impress a girl)

The quiet kid did an act of Simphony over the teacher

by S4cats September 30, 2021

Simmons

A man who is Dutch Irish nerdy and wishes his Sargent was his dad and will usually will ask "You ever wonder why were here?"

Shut it Simmons! Simmons you are such a kiss ass.

by Nothing Airing November 10, 2021

Simmon

Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.

“Did you invite Simmon!?”

“Well duh! I mean, what else are we going to look at?”

by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021

simmons zhu

A kingly name that’s meant to achieve extraordinary success that most people dream of.
First name is Originated from UK while the last name is originated from China.
Zhu was the same last name of the Emperor of Ming Dynasty which ruled China from 1368 to 1644 A.D.

Here you are. Number 1 on the chart just like the legendary Simmons Zhu.

by Ching Chong 123 November 23, 2021

Simpson

A name that you give someone that is a simp or partakes in simp activities with the hoes.

Jackson is a simp…. I’m going to start calling him Simpson because he’s down bad.

by Youalreadyknowhoitis January 7, 2022

Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022