Simon is cute
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Get the Simon mug.Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.
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Get the Simon Berry mug.Simon pronounced in Latin “ kiss ass “ is exactly what he says on “ la tin “ … usually found de weeding commercial properties he doesn’t own or kiss assing personal trainers with coffee machines . Usually has two memberships to any gym he joins .
“ oh Great Simon’s just turned up , shall we get him to paint the gym walls today or scrub the skids off the toilets ? “
by Old time November 23, 2021
Get the Simon mug.Often pronounced seemone seamen and Simon,she is a talented dancer and gymnast who hates s.n.,enjoys Fresh meat and will "fart on your desk".She is highly studious and one of my absolute favorite people
by Kcastle January 21, 2023
Get the Simone mug.Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
Get the simon and Maria mug.- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021
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