Shitting Squares

To be very scared about something!

Oh my gosh! Im shitting squares!!

by ScratchCardGlory October 15, 2006

Shittenberg

One who claims that they are much better at golf than they really are. Usually by conveniently not counting an average of one stroke per hole.

Wow, Mike Wittenberg really pulled a shittenberg at golf today. There's no way his score was that good

by RJO1 April 14, 2008

shitdonger

very close relative of shit head, meaning the person is basically an asshole

Man, that guy is such a shitdonger!

by homestanrunner October 15, 2008

shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater October 19, 2008

shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

shit ton

equals 23 of any object

i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton

by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009

Shittin On Faces

To completely destroy someone(s) or something(s) with your almighty talent.

1. You see Mark at the show last night?
2. Yeah dude he was shittin on faces.

by onlyjayk December 7, 2009