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shitfucked

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.
"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"
by CGO February 5, 2008
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Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.
"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."
by tho3m December 30, 2009
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Shitfuck

Offcial curse of the euphonium section. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or in praise.
What shitfucky weather.

That kid is such a shitfuck.

That trip was the shitfuck.
by High King Turgon January 4, 2010
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shitfuck

When you are trying to have anal sex with a women or man, and you cant get your penis in, the person shits and their poo acts like a lubricant so your penis will just slide in.
Man: Fuk i cant get my penis is your butthole
Women: Ok one sec, let me shit so my feces will act like lube.............aaaahhhhh phphphpppphphp
Man: OH YA, its in!!!!!! This is what I call a Shitfuck!!!!!!!
by The Man Looking At You October 29, 2010
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shitfucker

a person who makes up something, or tells a lie, and consistently defends it, with total confedence that they are right...basically, they make some shit up and fuck it to the end til you finally quit arguing with them and punch them in the damn face.
Quit trying to defend your fucking bull, shitfucker!
by franky_madman November 8, 2005
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Shitfuckface

Not only is this person a fuck face but they are shit staned from eating out too many gay bikers....this is u mike
fuck man i accidentaly walked in on sum shitfuckface in the action of eating out your dad!
by Alex Ek November 7, 2007
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Shitfucking tea bitch

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.
That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
by cornholouos February 17, 2010
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